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Citrix Buys Microsoft

April 1st, 2010 | Posted by Sid Herron in General - (0 Comments)

In a move that stunned the virtualization industry today, Citrix struck a deal to acquire Microsoft Corporation for a price tag rumored to be close to $300 Billion. When questioned about the deal, Citrix CEO Mark Templeton reportedly said, “It seems like every six months or so another rumor surfaces about Microsoft buying Citrix. I just got sick of dealing with that, and decided to end it once and for all by buying them.

Templeton is expected to take over as President and CEO of the combined corporation, while Microsoft’s Steve Ballmer is expected to head up a newly formed multi-level marketing division. An anonymous source within Microsoft commented, “Have you ever seen Ballmer on stage? Heck, he makes those Amway cheerleaders sound like Linus Torvalds on qualudes!” The two companies’ partner programs are expected to transition to a multi-level model. For example, Citrix Silver Partners will now purchase products from Gold Partners, who will in turn purchase products from Platinum Partners. A similar transition will take place within the existing Microsoft channel with their Registered, Certified, and Gold Certified partners.

Rumors continue to swirl over how Citrix, with a total market capitalization of less than $8 billion, could finance a takeover of a company more than 30 times larger than itself. One industry analyst, speaking strictly off the record, said “Hey, they are in South Florida after all. I’m just sayin’.”

Another possible driver for the deal is the lingering bitterness over the 1997 transition from WinFrame, which was a fully functional Windows server with remote access functionality built in, to the dual products of NT Server, Terminal Server Edition, sold by Microsoft, and MetaFrame, sold by Citrix – a situation that persists to this day with XenApp v6 being sold as an enhancement to Windows Server 2008 R2. “It’s about time,” Templeton reportedly said, “that the two products became one again.”

One thing is certain – this year’s Citrix Synergy conference will be the most interesting in years!

Every now and then an internal email thread pops up here at the Moose that’s a variant on, “Hey, check this out…” Recently there have been a couple of these threads that were related to Windows 7 tips and tricks. You may know about some of these already, or you may have read about them somewhere else, but I thought it might be useful to gather them into a single post.

So here’s my list of interesting tweaks, stuff that might be helpful to a handful of you, or just stuff that I think is cool. (Cool does not always mean useful – but who doesn’t like cool stuff?)

  1. Most of you have probably seen “Peek” (at least if you have a system that’s “Aero” display capable), but it’s still cool – and if you haven’t seen it, maybe this will be what it takes to get you to splurge on that new video card! If you hover above an application icon on the taskbar, a thumbnail of the app will pop up. If you hover over that thumbnail, you’ll get a “peek” at the full-sized app. And hovering over the “show desktop” icon in the lower right corner (oh, you didn’t know that the unlabeled button at the bottom right would show your desktop?) will temporarily display your desktop.
  2. And have you heard of “shake?” If you have 20 windows cluttering up your screen but only want to focus on one, just click the window’s title bar and hold the mouse button down.  Now, shake the mouse from side to side.  All other windows will disappear, leaving just the one that you selected.  (Yes, you could also click “show desktop” and then select the one window you want to focus on, but that’s not as much fun.)
  3. To open a new instance of a program from your task bar (say you want an entirely separate IE window) you can right click the icon on your task bar and select the app from there, or just hold down shift and left-click the icon.
  4. Toggle between application instances: Ctrl + Click a taskbar icon. Let’s say you have five open Word documents. If you hold down the Ctrl key, you can cycle through them by repeatedly left-clicking on the taskbar icon.
  5. Multitask with multiple monitors: Various combinations of Ctrl, Windows logo key, Shift, and Arrow keys. Do you use more than one monitor at a time? Now you can shift an open window to your other monitor in less than a second by pressing Shift + Windows logo key + left or right arrow. Here are some other combinations that might be handy:
    • Ctrl + Windows logo key + arrow will move the window to whatever half of the screen you want. (Up arrow sends the window to the top half, right to the right half, etc.)
    • Windows logo key  + Up Arrow maximizes the window, Down Arrow “un-maximizes” it again.
  6. Windows 7 “God Mode” (use with caution): Right-click on the desktop, and choose “New Folder.” Then re-name that folder:
    “GodMode.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}” The icon will change. When you double-click it, you’ll get a window with direct links to just about every configuration option imaginable. Yes, they’re all available elsewhere, but it’s kinda cool to have them all in one place.
  7. Finally, if you’re missing the old Windows “Quick Launch” area (which Sid prefers over pinning icons to the task bar, because it takes up less space):
    1. Make sure you’ve got Explorer configured to show hidden files and folders
    2. Right-click an empty space on the taskbar, and select Toolbars -> New Toolbar
    3. Browse to C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Internet
      Explorer  (Why would this setting be under Internet Explorer?  It’s just one of life’s great mysteries.)
    4. Highlight the Quick Launch folder and click the Select Folder button.
    5. To get rid of the title and text associated with your Quick Launch icons, unlock the task bar, right-click your new Quick Launch toolbar, and uncheck Show Text and Show Title.  You can also choose View -> Large Icons if you prefer.

    Note that Win7 will put the Quick Launch toolbar on the right end of the taskbar (next to the System Tray) rather than on the left.

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